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18 May 2023 9:39 am
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MackTheFinger » 18 May 2023, 9:17 am » wrote: I don't know if it was the same guy above but some guy called me back from a call center in India and insisted his name was BOB.

I was like GTF out of here India don't have Bob for a name. He told he was named after Bob Hope because his movies are big in India and every one loves him. He said his actual name was not Bob but that is the Americanized way of saying Bob's name and women use it to. And that no one uses the official name except on legal things and such.

I asked if he knew what BOB meant in English (not the name) an he started impersonating Muhammad Ali.

(I don't want to dis the dude but it wasn't to good-he did do a good Flip Wilson tho.)

He told me that he would pay me $10,000 to marry his sister and bring her to America. I asked if she was ugly and he desponded...."OK $15,000."

Thank you Bob.....whoever and wherever you are.
Hello Finger. We made nice conversation and Geeta likes your handsome snap you sent.
I will call again when we have paperwork drafted to finalize the contract.

 
 
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